Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Sharimp: IT'S SO NICE OUTSIDE
Sharimp: CAN WE GO CAN WE GO
Bloke: YAS WE GO
John; Wait can we wait for my clear coat to dry first
Sera: *facepalms*
Sera: I swear all guys at wellston are 10% girl
Calid: Well excuse us for having nice fingernails
Calid: Yours are probably all grimy and filled with dirt
Sera: I get my nails professionally painted every week
Sera: They are literally black 100% of the time, even my nail beds are stained black
Calid: M o l d y b i t c h
Calid: Your little makeup sponge is probably super moldy too, your makeup is always dry and cracked
John: Not as moldy as that moldy yellow sponge sitting in my bathtub fully clothed
Fork: I am the one sitting in your bathtub fully clothed
John: Exactly
John: Moldy ass yellow sponge your hair fucking reeks
Fork: I literally washed my hair yesterday
Elaine: mmmm me too baby
Fork:
Fork: Elaine, can you not put our entire sex life in the group chat?
Elaine: idk can you not fucking flash me your abs every ten seconds and wink
Fork:
Elaine:
Fork:
Elaine:
Fork: Touché
John: Arlo im in your car
Fork: NO
Fork: THIS IS MY LAST CAR OKAY
John: HAHAHAHAH
John: Bro your car is fucking dead it won't go
Fork: It's solar powered and today it's raining
John: You do realize that 90% of wellston's weather is some form of sun-hiding precipitation, right?
Fork: My parents live in flordia
Sera: Flordia?
Fork: Yes, the off brand florida
Fork: There is an off brand tiny village for every state, such as new bostin for new boston
Fork: But wellston is not off brand!!!
Sharimp: I love ohio!!!
Bloke: WAIT THIS IS OHIO
Bloke: I THOUGHT IT WAS WELLSTON
Sera: Wellston is a fucking city in Ohio you absolute jackass
Bloke: O-oh...
Sera: https://hs.wcs.k12.oh.us/
John: Ah
John: The offbrand wellston private high school, wellston public high school
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic TWO BABAY
Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
