Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
John: I want you to bang me so hard
Sera: John, read the name of the chat you're in.
John:
John: OH FUCKIGN DSHUTR
John: DELETE DLERTE DLETE
John: COMMNAD SSENNZEEEE
Calid: I think Sera's hotness broke John
Cecile: What am I? A green idiot?
Calid: Actually, that's exactly what you are
Sharimp: Guysssss
Sharimp: Don't cusssss
John: Nobody fucking cussed, asshole
Sharimp: Hey!!! yOu just diddddd
John: Get your head out of your ass, Remi
John: I'm gonna cuss whather you like it or not
John: Wacker
John: Weed whacker
John: Weather
John: WHETEHR
John: FUCK I HATE YOU IPHONE
Fork: iPhone? Yesterday you said that you couldn't buy my $2 boba because you didn't have any money
John: Yeah, about that....
John: So yknow when you have a dad who wrote a banned book which is in lots of demand and only he can sell it?
John: You get money fast
Sera: John is lying he has the iphone 5 which breaks down every 2 minutes
John: No i anit
John: nsdi dsfjkfffak
John's server is disconnecting.
John has rejoined the chat!
John: No i dont
Bitachi: Stfu about the fact that my trailer trash sister has a newer iphone than john
Bitachi: But arlo you drink boba???
Fork: Yeah, everyone in this gc does
Sharimp: I don't
Sharimp: Boba is unhealthy and I choose to keep my body clean and free of toxins, so I only drink Naked Green Machine!!
John:
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John: do you mean this crime against humanity
Sharimp: Mhm!! It's very yummy and keeps me going when I'm feeling down!
John: ew
John: Also do you know what keeps me going when I'm feeling down?
Sharimp: What? Maybe I can try it too!!
John:
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Sharimp: o-oh
Fork: Why
John: Because I hate you
Fork: What for
Sera: Whoa ho ho buddy, you sure you wanna ask that question?
Fork: ....
Fork: On second thought, I retract my statement.
John: good.
Sharimp: Okay but John?
John: oh my fucking goodness what the actual fuck do you want you little fucking piece of shit fuck off fuck off fuck offffff
Sharimp: Please stop cussing!! I only want to fill my ears with clean stuff!
John: then leave
John: 🚪 👈
Sharimp: I can't it's locked
John: then stfu
Sharimp: John!!
John: what i didn't even say anything
John: I know what stfu stands for....
John: omg can u just likE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP UR PISSING ME TF OFFFFF
Sera: remi pls shush john's not gonna b in a spycey mood anymoer if u contnienu harrrrrasing him
Fork: harrrrrasing
Sera: arlo i swear one day im gonna fucking break your spine
Fork:
Sera: yea i thought so
Sharimp: John, please? For me? 🥺🥺
John: ew fuck off no way
Bloke: hi
John has muted Bloke.
Cecile:
John has muted Cecile.
John: any other one of u fucks wanna come fuck with me
Sharimp: John don't cuss!!!
John: I will kick your ass over to england if you say one more thing
Sera: she's crying and says she's hurting inside
John: as someone who had depression, anxiety, c-ptsd, and a whole other slew of mental issues i call BULLSHIT
Sharimp: pleas eodnt cussss
John: Fuck u
Hehe I made a new fren ✨✨✨
I also bought a super cute little backpack :D
Re-re-rewatching The Rookie because why not 💃💃
Coming up next:
Calid: What's the magic word?
Sera: stfu or ill beat ur ass
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic TWO BABAY
Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
