Calid - Isen
Bitch - Blyke
Piss - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Sera; Don't wory piss hair
Piss: SERAPHINA
Sera: i only maxed out ONE credit card
Piss:
Piss: no more credit cards for you
Sera: f i n e
Sharimp: we gotta buy a dress for isen!
Calid: why not a nice suit for isen
Elaine; because isen is a pussy
Calid: ELAINE!
Elaine: what?
Elaine: it's TRUE!
Sharimp: Blyle can you PLEASE make some shrimp
Bitch: You ate all of it
Bitch: R A W
Sharimp: It was raw?
Sharimp: That explains why I saw Gordon Ramsay diarrhea himself as we drove by
John: bitch, control your bitch!
Sera: he can't cus he's an even bigger bitch
John: lmao
John: he got scared when i built an underground torture chamber in the sims
Bitch: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
John: THEN WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO
John: TAKE CARE OF THEM?
Bitch: Y E S
Bitch: THAT'S THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE GAME
John: THATS STUPID AND YOU ARE TOO
Elaine: I saw a dress n suit store
Elaine: It has a nice pink frilly dress
Elaine: I think he'll like it!
Calid: noo
Sera: I saw one with actual rubies and diamonds on it
Sera: Can I get it, Piss Hair?
Sera: Can I get it, PWEASEE
Piss: NO
Sera: I will beat the everliving shit out of you if you do not let me buy this dress
Piss: In that case, STILL NO
John: Sera, let's give him the washing machine extreme
Sera: yess
Piss: OW JOHN WHAT THE FUCK
John: washing machine extreme!
Sera: washing machine extreme!
Piss: SERA STOP IT
Sera: wishy washy
John: splishy splashy
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