Calid - Isen
Bitch - Blyke
Lo - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
John: I want boba tea
Sera: Can it wait?
Sera: We've got 10 minutes until school lets out
John:
John: We can go now!
Bitch: JOHN WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
Bitch: YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT
John; （￣︶￣）↗
John: ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Lo: I
Lo: I just saw our chem teacher fly through the blacktop and through an open window in the BOYS dormitory
John: d（ ゜ω 。）p
Lo: J O H N
Lo: W H Y D I D Y O U D O T H A T
John: The lion, the witch, and the audacity of SHITLO
Lo:
Calid: teehee
Lo: I will perform defenestration on you so hard
Calid: please no
Elaine: hoKAY
John: boba tea time!
John: uwu
Sera: ig
Lo: I don't like boba tea.
Lo: It's too sweet.
John: did I fucking ask you little shitnugget
Lo: This is a group chat.
John: this is your last warning to stfu or doc's gonna be mopping up more than your vomit
Lo: Okay okay
Lo: I'm out of the infirmary in an hour
John: We're going in an hour!
Sharimp: You literally threw a teacher out of the building because you wanted boba tea
Sharimp: Now you're saying you can wait an hour just so Asslo without an ass can come?
Sharimp: Sounds like you two are bestiess
John: I just want shitface to pay for it
John: Angry giraffe got a lot of money in his trunkey
Sera: aHEM
John: and so does sera but she's nice so she doesn't have to pay
John: does that make you happy?
Sera: Shark Week™ is coming whether you like it or not
Sera: You cannot stop the Shark Week™
John: UH
John: WHAT IF I GIVE YOU CHOCOLATE
Sera: Oh if only girls' bodies worked that way
Elaine: That would be so nice
Sharimp: Just eat some chocolate and all your fears go away
Sera: BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, JOHN
Sera; AND YOU REALLY NEED TO GO BACK TO 7TH GRADE SEX ED IF YOU THINK THAT IS HOW IT WORKS
John: I was too busy beating people up in 7th grade to go to sex ed
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Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
