Calid - Isen
Blek - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
John: sera pls i need to piss so bad
Sera: Wait until I check you in.
John: but im over 50 pounds
Sera:
Sera: s h i t
Elaine: What happened?
Sharimp: confused sharimp noises
John: sera im going to fucking piss on ur damn clothes
Sera: JOHN NO
Fork:
Fork: Is that why I saw Seraphina shoving John into her tiny suitcase?
John: HELP PLS IM HUNGRY AND NEED TO PEE
Sera: I will freeze ur bladder so you cannot physically pee even in you tried
John: NO FUCK THATS SO PAINFUL
Sera: I thought you were a masochist
John: SADOMASOCHIST
John: MORE ON THE SAD
Sera: So you'd prefer it if the positions were reversed
John:
John: yis
Calid: GUYS MACKENZIE BROKE UP WITH ME
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Isen: Hey MacKenzie, how you feeling sweetie
MacKen: It's MacKEN
Isen: *MacKen
MacKen: I'm feeling a little dissatisfied with John's takedown
MacKen: I don't think you should talk to him anymore
Isen: But John apologized to me and is sort of nice to me now
MacKen: I don't care
MacKen: You're not allowed to see or speak to him anymore, got it?
Isen: You can't just dictate my life like that
MacKen: I thought you LIKED controlling girls
Isen: Controlling in the bedroom!
MacKen: Oh I'll control you all right
Isen: Like how you controlled my eating habits by eating my entire fridge and MORE
MacKen: Are you calling me FAT?!
Isen: No! I'm just saying that you ate so much I had to buy everything all over again!
Isen: You even ate that cake which ha been EXPLICITLY labelled only for ME!
MacKen: That's not fair!
MacKen: You know I'm still recovering from that SURGERY!
Isen: YOU WERE TWELVE WHEN YOU HAD THAT SURGERY
Isen: IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS I THINK YOU RECOVERED A LONG TIME AGO
MacKen: ARE YOU CALLING ME A FAKER?!
Isen: No, sweetie
Isen: MacKenzie, I love you but please, for the sake of my osteoporosis, stop eating my food
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic TWO BABAY
Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
