Calid - Isen
Blek - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Sera: DOC AND LEILAH ARE GETTING MARRIED
Sera: DOC AND LEILAH ARE GETTING MARRIED
Sera: DOC AND LEILAH ARE GETTING MARRIED
John: mwhehehe
Sera: Oh please no
Sera: Not again
Fork: What did John do again?
Elaine: I heard Arlo sigh so loud the walls cracked
Sera: Leilah told John first because I called her a filthy whore
Sharimp: Why would you say that to your own sister?!
Sera: She IS a filthy whore!
Sera: DO YOU SEE HER SWIMSUIT
Sera: MORE LIKE
Sera: SKANKSUIT
Fork: Sera, you literally gave a speech to the new batch of freshmen dressed in thigh highs, a skirt, and a bra in -15 degree weather
Fork: C E L S I U S
Sera: don't judge me
Sera: you once dressed up in a nice expensive suit and the girls at a party thought you were a stripper
Sera: fucking ripoff ken doll
Sera: ANYWAY
John: Doc told me the good news over text so I went and visited him in person!
Sera: John literally looped an arm around Doc's neck while grinning like a fox and said
Sera: "Well how are you doing, B R O T H E R ?"
Sera: Doc said that he had never desired death more in his entire years of living
Blek: HI GUYS
John has muted Blek.
Calid: Hey!!
John: I'll mute you too if you cross me
John: Fucking retarded yellow stoplight
Calid:
Calid: y u do dis to me
John: B E C A U S E
John: Idk but it's fun
John: And I'm considering dyeing your hair black in your sleep but don't want you to freak out in the middle of the night so I'm trying to be nicer to you so I can get myself into your dorm
Sera: John!!
Sera: You weren't supposed to tell him!!
John: Oh
John: Sorry
Fork: That's...that's a new phrase for you
Fork: "Sorry," did you just learn it?
John: Fuck off
Fork: John, when you were King, your vocabulary literally consisted of the words "shut up," "fuck off," "go to hell," and my personal favorite, "fuck you"
Sera: I hate to be a bitch but damn asslo spitting facts out his face hole
Calid: Do you mean his mouth
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