ripoff ken doll

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Calid - Isen

Blek - Blyke 

Fork - Arlo

Sharimp - Remi


Sera: DOC AND LEILAH ARE GETTING MARRIED

Sera: DOC AND LEILAH ARE GETTING MARRIED

Sera: DOC AND LEILAH ARE GETTING MARRIED

John: mwhehehe

Sera: Oh please no

Sera: Not again

Fork: What did John do again?

Elaine: I heard Arlo sigh so loud the walls cracked

Sera: Leilah told John first because I called her a filthy whore

Sharimp: Why would you say that to your own sister?!

Sera: She IS a filthy whore!

Sera: DO YOU SEE HER SWIMSUIT

Sera: MORE LIKE

Sera: SKANKSUIT

Fork: Sera, you literally gave a speech to the new batch of freshmen dressed in thigh highs, a skirt, and a bra in -15 degree weather

Fork: C E L S I U S

Sera: don't judge me

Sera: you once dressed up in a nice expensive suit and the girls at a party thought you were a stripper

Sera: fucking ripoff ken doll

Sera: ANYWAY

John: Doc told me the good news over text so I went and visited him in person!

Sera: John literally looped an arm around Doc's neck while grinning like a fox and said

Sera: "Well how are you doing, B R O T H E R ?"

Sera: Doc said that he had never desired death more in his entire years of living

Blek: HI GUYS

John has muted Blek.

Calid: Hey!!

John: I'll mute you too if you cross me

John: Fucking retarded yellow stoplight

Calid:

Calid: y u do dis to me

John: B E C A U S E

John: Idk but it's fun

John: And I'm considering dyeing your hair black in your sleep but don't want you to freak out in the middle of the night so I'm trying to be nicer to you so I can get myself into your dorm

Sera: John!!

Sera: You weren't supposed to tell him!!

John: Oh

John: Sorry

Fork: That's...that's a new phrase for you

Fork: "Sorry," did you just learn it?

John: Fuck off

Fork: John, when you were King, your vocabulary literally consisted of the words "shut up," "fuck off," "go to hell," and my personal favorite, "fuck you"

Sera: I hate to be a bitch but damn asslo spitting facts out his face hole

Calid: Do you mean his mouth

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