My Hero Academia: Omniversal Generation

Malk: MHA Edition

Class 1-A Dorms

Iida walks down the stairs and sees Ben and Kaminari playing on their phones "Good morning, Kaminari and Tennyson"

Ben: Morning, Iida

Kaminari: Sup, Iida?

Iida: Would either of you like anything from the kitchen?

Ben: No, thanks though

Kaminari turns in his chair "Actually, can you check if they have any malk?"

Iida raises a brow, but goes to check. After a small look through he comes back "They do not have any malk, but I can get you some milk"

Ben and Kaminari look at each other before looking at Iida "That's what he just said." Ben says

Kaminari: Yeah, I just want some malk

Iida is confused "You mean milk?"

Kaminari nods "Yeah, malk"

Iida: Uh, my apologies, Kaminari, but you're saying it wrong. You say malk, as if you're talking about a disease

Ben chuckles "How do you say it?"

Iida: I say it like many others, milk. M-I-L-K

Ben: Right, like 2%

Kaminari nods "Right, whole malk"

Iida: Uh-- pardon me, can you say milkshake?

Kaminari, with a look of confusion, complies "Milkshake"

Iida: Okay, now say milk

Kaminari:...Malk

Iida is blown away by this and looks to Ben "Tennyson, you hear this as well, yes?"

Ben: Yeah. Kaminari wants a glass of mulk

Iida nods, but then processes what he just heard and looks at Ben confused and shocked "Mulk?"

Ben: Just give him the mulk, Iida

Rex walks in "Yo, Ben" The three look at him "Yaoyorozu wants to know if you can help her with something. She didn't tell me what, she just wanted me to ask"

Ben: Right now?

Rex: Whenever you're not busy

Ben: Yeah, okay. No problem

Rex gives a thumbs up and leaves

Kaminari glares at Iida "Iida! Pour me! A glass! Of malk!"

Iida: Why are you yelling?

Ben then looks irritated "Just give him the freaking mulk!"

Then Iida looks irritated "You two aren't even saying the same thing!"

Kaminari: We're all saying malk, Iida!

Iida points at him "No, you're saying malk!" Then at Ben "He's saying--"

They then make various noises of "Malk! Mulk! Malk! MAAAALLLLLLLLLK!!!! Mulk! MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Then Bakugo shows up out of nowhere, shouting "SHUT UP!! SHUT THE F**K UP!!" He points a sparking hand at his own head

The others prepare to retaliate with their respective powers "Stand down, Bakugo" "You better stop there, Bakugo!" "Don't-- Don't do it, Bakugo!"

Bakugo: You're gonna blast me if I blast myself? That doesn't make any sense!

Ben, Iida, and Kaminari all look at each other, before pointing their powers at each other with Ben turning into Feedback. Then they all start shouting "Bakugo, put it down!" "Stand down!" "Put your hand down!" "PUT YOUR QUIRKS AWAY!!"