Maryland: Yo ND, what if the "G" in "GIF" is silent?
North Dakota: Go the fuck to sleep, Mary.
Maryland: What GIF I don't want to?
North Dakota: Fuck you.
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Mississippi, being the eldest: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Idaho: What if it bites me and it dies!?
South Carolina: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ilyas, learn to listen.
New Mexico: What if it bites itself and I die?
Connecticut: That's voodoo.
South Dakota: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Idaho: That's correlation.
New Mexico: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Connecticut: That's kinky.
Mississippi: Oh my god.
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Louie, being the Francophone child she is: Croissants: dropped
Michigan: Road: works ahead
South Carolina: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Mississippi, with no emotions at all: Shavacado: fre
Tennessee: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
DC: ... I didn't understand a single word of that.
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*Massachusetts is helping Wyoming out after he gets injured during a battle, while the others are watching*
California: How does Wyo look?
Indiana: A little better than you, actually.
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Alaska: Why are your tongues purple?
Vermont: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
North Dakota: I had a red one.
Alaska: oh.
Alaska: ... OH
Louie: You drank each other's slushies?
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Tennessee: Yo is Verney sleeping or dead?
South Dakota: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Texas: Yeah, so did I.
Utah: Okay. So first of all, fuck you-
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HumorActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
