On 15th May...
Florida: Yo
Mississippi: ?
Florida: Guess who's the birthday person today~
Mississippi: What?? No one's having their- ...
Florida: :3
Mississippi: I HATE YOU TO THE CORE, FLOR-
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Georgia: Is this about that motherfucker that appeared in Massiah's dreams again...
Florida: *proud face*
Hawaii: Flor, please, spare him..
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North Dakota: *exists*
Minnesota: Respect my trans boy or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem.
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Kentucky: *playing basketball*
Rhode Island: I wanna play!
Kentucky: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Rhode Island: Are you calling me short?
Kentucky: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
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Fukui, to a random child: Dinosaurs used to rule the Earth, you know!!
Hiroshima: The dinosaurs didn't rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn't have.
Fukui: >:,(
[Fukui prefecture has the Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum]
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New Jersey: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
New Jersey: Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Ohio: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Michigan: This is America, so nope!
Ohio: This isn't America, this is OHIO!
Michigan: Ohio is in America, dipshit!!
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Indiana: Fuck I forgot my password again...
Iowa, to The Midwest: All of you should change your passwords to "incorrect". Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, "your password is incorrect".
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Meanwhile, on the same day...
Kagoshima, watching the volcano erupt: ah great. Someone please kill me.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
أدب الهواةActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
