US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

[🇺🇸/🇷🇺] Outta all Countries, Why Russia??

A/N: Just got a random burst of motivation and decided to do this- Note, everyone here has their own human name.

It was raining outside, and so was America's mood. Well actually, America's mood was THUNDERING. His fellow arch-nemesis, who had just finished beating the crap outta Ukraine, was gonna move into the Statehouse for a month. Why? His house in Moscow burnt- "Serves you right, Russia!" America shouted at the phone, while Russia shouted at him as well. "Oh stfu already, where is your house?!" "Where are you right now, I'm coming to pick you up!" America put his jacket on, took a large umbrella and waved at DC, saying that he would be back soon.

"Ah finally. You're here." Russia was waiting for him at the bus terminal. America waved at him with an annoyed face. "C'mon Uziah, I have no place to stay, and you are the only one I sorta trust and has a large house. Pleaseeeeee let me in?" Russia begged, and America sighed. "Do I look like I can refuse your poor offer? No. But one note, I have a bunch of kids around the house, they may scare you, or they may get scared of you. Beware of your language." The country with 50 stars warned the other, before they start walking towards the Statehouse and going into it.

"Guys, I'm back- ARIZONA DID YOU BURN THE KITCHEN AGAIN?!" Right after Russia has gotten into the house, chaos start. America ran to Connecticut to tell him to put out the fire. "IT'S NOT ME!! IT WAS OHIO, HE HAS GONE CRAZY AGAIN!!" Arizona screamed for mercy while Russia was purely terrified. Kids. BURNING THE KITCHEN????

"Sorry Rafael, hang on a sec. DC welcome him with something." America ordered. DC then led Russia to the couch. The couch, luckily, only has Oregon sitting on it. The state didn't know who Russia was, so he didn't care. "Make yourself at home." DC said, obviously too tired to get him a cup of water.

"Thanks DC, get some rest if you can." Russia thanked, as DC drank his 3rd cup of black coffee. "Bleugh- So bitter- Oh, uh- Nathaniel, this is the whole country representative of Russia, and Russia the deer next to you is Oregon." "Oh, hello Russia!" Oregon finally greeted the large country after DC broke the ice.

"Uh hi. Is this normal here?" Russia asked, poor guy- "Yup, usually it'll be more chaotic but since it's still early, the even more chaotic ones aren't in the highest mood to cause havoc yet." Oregon replied, leaving Russia stunned to speak.

"Sippi, you're back." America suddenly welcomed an- physically older state. Mississippi had just came back from buying loads of water for himself. "Yeah, I'm back. Uh... Russia is here as well? Bad news, Alaska is not gonna like it." The state muttered. Russia knew this would happen-

"I'm back-" Alaska came back. "...why is he here." He asked, glaring at Russia. Russia tried to explain whatever the fuck happened to his house, but Alaska ignored him."Give him some time." Russia muttered to himself, with the deer still next to him eating some berries. Yeah the next thing that happened was some fox named New Hampshire ran to snatch the berries away- "WHAT THE- HUNTER GIVE THEM BACK!" "NEVER!"

"I'm so sorry that you'll have to deal with these guys for a whole month." America sighed, holding a tray with some drinks on it. Hawaii asked for fruit juice, Sippi asked for a whole bottle of distilled water and all other stuff. "Oh it's alright, uh... Who are those drinks for?" Russia asked with a smile, while Mississippi took the bottle of distilled water away. "Oh uh- Yeah Sippi that's for you. As I was saying, the juice was for Hawaii, the vodka was for you, yes you. And this is... wait who asked for wine here?! EVEN I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS!" America explained, and that ended up yelling at the states-

Let's wish Russia luck in the statehouse...