Pennsylvania: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
California: Pamella-
California: It- it was just an ant-
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Illinois: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Rhode Island: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Vermont: Marlow isn't answering my messages.
Idaho: Allow me.
Vermont: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Montana: *replying to message* Hello.
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This is Cityhumans but OK-
Springfield: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Chicago: Illinois.
Springfield: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Indianapolis: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.
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Oklahoma: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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*Arkansas is speaking on the phone*
Arkansas: Yeah, I'm with Mary.
Maryland: I'm f***ing dying-
Arkansas: Yep, she's okay.
Maryland: I have a knife in my chest!
Arkansas: No, she can't talk right now. She's sleeping, sorry.
Maryland: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
