Ibaraki: You borrowed a crane?
Saitama: Not exactly.
Ibaraki: You stole a crane?!
Saitama: Exactly.
Gunma: what???
Ibaraki: NOT YOU, DUMBASS
[Gunma prefecture shapes like a crane (the animal)]
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Toyama: Something's ringing...
Shiga: What is it?
Toyama: The wee-woo thingy?
Shiga: ...?
Saga: THE FIRE ALARM?!
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Fukuoka: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.
Nagasaki: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。
Fukuoka: What the...?
Nagasaki: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました...
Fukuoka: Is that actually the Bible?!
Nagasaki: ...そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。
Fukuoka: And you stopped breathing, too?!
Nagasaki: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。
Fukuoka: Jeez, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!
[Nagasaki prefecture has the most Christians]
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Tottori: You say "Please" and "Thank you" in front of Tokyo all the time, and she never repeats it.
Tottori: But you call Hiroshima "Ass-faced motherfucker" ONE TIME...
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Iwate: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!
Aomori: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
Iwate: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Yamagata: I like you.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
