Pennsylvania: But Joshua, wouldn't you be east Philadelphia?
New York: Nah. He's lower NYC.
New Jersey: *takes the meanings so wrongly he blushes as red as a tomato*
New York: Joshua?
New Jersey: Wh...WHAT THE FUCK-
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New York: Wait- Are you okay? Your face is all red-
New Jersey: GET AWAY FROM ME *walks away*
Pennsylvania: Huh-?
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Utah: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
Colorado: I- I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or not-
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*after discussing a plan*
New Jersey: Does anyone have any questions?
Idaho: Is this legal?
New Jersey: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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Vermont: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*
Kansas: Vance, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Vermont: I'm not crying?
Kansas, hugging Vermont's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Arizona is here and she loves you with her whole heart.
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South Carolina: Bad news-Louisiana locked herself outside of her own dorm.
South Carolina: Good news-we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
South Carolina: Bad news-Montana finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
South Carolina: Good news-a cute guy saw me do it.
South Carolina: Bad news-it was New Hampshire , and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
