US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

[🇺🇸] Part 5

Louisiana: Listen, I can explain...

Iowa: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?

Arkansas: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!

Kentucky: You guys are getting paid??

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Oklahoma: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Minnesota: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Wisconsin?

Wisconsin: Probably "road work ahead".

Kentucky: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Rhode Island: Hewwo.

Minnesota: Hihiiiiii!

South Carolina: Greetings, Humans.

Maryland: Three kinds of people.

North Carolina: I want pudding.

Rhode Island: Four kinds of people. Also, aren't you sick??

North Carolina: Arizona gave me an effective pill and I feel better now-

Maine: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Maryland: Five kinds of people.

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Connecticut: Rules are made to be broken.

Tennessee: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

North Dakota: Uh, piñatas.

Wyoming: Glow sticks.

Montana: Karate boards.

South Dakota: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

New Jersey: NO- That's illEGAL SD!!

Connecticut: Rules.

Tennessee: ...

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Alaska: Where did you go?? It's been two hours, going in and out of the chicken shack shouldn't have been that long.

Montana: Rhode Island was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Rhode Island: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Montana: Rhode, you ate a chair.

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Arkansas: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine and became more evil if you're curious.

North Carolina: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Arkansas: Nah, i'm going to get worse on purpose.