[🇺🇸] Part 7

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Hawaii: I just ended a four year relationship.

New Mexico: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Hawaii: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Utah and Nebraska fighting from across the room*

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New Jersey, mad as fuck, banging on the door: Woodson! Open up!

Washington: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Illinois, worried: No, he meant-

Virginia: Let him finish.

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Alaska: God, give me patience.

Wisconsin: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Alaska: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Indiana: What are your goals?

Arkansas: To pet all the dogs.

Indiana: No, fitness goals.

Arkansas: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

A/N: According to what I've researched, Arkansas has a TON of dog owners- Correct me if I'm wrong.

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