Hawaii: I just ended a four year relationship.
New Mexico: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Hawaii: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Utah and Nebraska fighting from across the room*
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New Jersey, mad as fuck, banging on the door: Woodson! Open up!
Washington: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Illinois, worried: No, he meant-
Virginia: Let him finish.
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Alaska: God, give me patience.
Wisconsin: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Alaska: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Indiana: What are your goals?
Arkansas: To pet all the dogs.
Indiana: No, fitness goals.
Arkansas: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
A/N: According to what I've researched, Arkansas has a TON of dog owners- Correct me if I'm wrong.
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FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
