Alabama: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Everyone else: *pretends to forget or not know*
Alabama: FUCK YOU ALL
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Pennsylvania: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Connecticut: Don't ever speak to me again.
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Rhode Island: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".
Alaska: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
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Sianra: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Idaho: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Massiah.
Sianra, pointing their hot glue gun towards Idaho: You're on thin fucking ice.
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*while waiting outside the principal's office*
Hawaii: What are you in for?
Oregon: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Hawaii: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Oregon: .
Oregon: ...
Oregon: We live very different lives.
Hawaii: Yes we do.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
