Actually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
OK, OK, listen listen. Imagine, just imagine, that you live with the 50 states and the capital. The moment you walked into their house, chaos started.
Arizona setting the kitchen on fire by accident, Florida sending her alligator to attack Arkansas because he used Body Press on Louie and made her cry. DC and Mississippi are at the verge of shouting, Texas being narcissist as always, Michigan and Ohio wrestling on the floor, New York being hyper for no reason at all, New Hampshire DESPERATELY wanting to learn Pokémon moves even though he's just a regular fox, Massachusetts comforting a crying Louie, Hawaii scolding Alabama for not being serious at times, California bearing all of the hate comments towards her, (poor Cali) and Alaska trying to freeze the fire Arizona caused, ending up freezing the whole kitchen instead.
After a little while, Delaware welcomed you to the house. Kansas gave you a glass of water which was warm, concerning the weather outside. Suddenly, New Jersey came back, all wet. "JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE POURED WATER ALL OVER ME, AND THEN I GOT MY HP DECREASED!" He shouted. NJ is a shiny Vulpix who knows some Electric moves. Vulpix is a fire type, that's why his HP got decreased. Oklahoma offered him a large towel, to make him dry. You witnessed all of this sh-t, and started giggling.
All of a sudden, Utah tackle-hugged Oklahoma, thus causing him to trip over NJ. Their pose was more like a kabedon, with NJ being slammed onto a glass wall. DC facepalmed, Kentucky held his laughter in, and Delaware pulled Utah away from the tornado state. NJ widened his eyes and pushed Oklahoma away from him. "I'm so sorry Jersey, are you alright? You hurt?" Okla asked, caring the wet state. "Oh no, I'm just fine, TOTALLY not trying to hold my anger in. UTAH COME BACK HERE!!!" NJ replied, then went and chased Utah.
Florida laughed at a distance. Her laugh made everyone else laugh. Including you. DC only smiled, while Mississippi took off his hat and covered his face while he was giggling. Montana decided to PRANK Missouri and went to their room. Nebraska followed Montana just to stop him, ruining the fun. After some time, Missouri ran down the stairs and shouted, "GUYS HELP ME MONTANA 'S TRYING TO KILL ME-"
~End of fantasy~
I personally think that I would be happy all the time, if I were you.
Okla and NJ at that one moment is similar to this:
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[Note, Oklahoma is a boy and he is asexual. There is no way that I'll ship these two.] [NJ is not gonna deny that he does have a thing for shy boys or girls tho.]
