(Headcannon used: ImWeridOk)
The States' Job headcannons (The whole south be like when they're older:)
MS: *He was taking care of flowers, until his phone came ringing. He put down the water can, and picked up the phone.* Hello, welcome to {Insert Name here}Flower Shop, how may I help you?
AL, about to host a party with the south: YO MS! WANNA HOST A PARTY?!
MS: Are you at the market? 'Cause the place you're in sure is loud.
AL: AS A BUTCHER, YES.
MS: Good luck for you then. I'm opening a flower shop.
AL: WHO ARE YOU, VIRGINIA? ANYWAYS, I'M GONNA HOST A PARTY FOR THE SOUTH. YA KNOW THE OTHER'S PHONE NUMBERS? I ONLY REMEMBER YOURS.
MS: I know Sianra's number, Georgia's number and Flor's number. I'll send it to you.
AL: THANK YOU!! YA GOTTA COME, OKAY?
MS: Sure.
Time skip- He has called TN, AR & WV, now calling FL.
AL: Hello?
FL: Alabama??
AL: Yup!
FL: Florida speaking- How long has it been since we graduated?? How have ya been? I'm working in Disney, how about you?
AL: As a butcher, it's tiring- Hey, I'm hostin' a party for the south. Ya gotta come, or I'll sue you- jkjk haha~
FL: The last part sounds like something I would say, but oF COURSE I'M COMING BRO! Ya have GA's number?
AL: I have her number and both the Louisianians'. The others are....
FL: Ya forgot about them didn't ya? I'll give ya TX's number.
AL: Thanks Flor!!
A/N: Imagine the rest then-
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NJ X SC? Sure Ig- They CAN be a duo when some random guy pisses them off.
Random Guy: {Inserts his secrets} Look NJ, ya gotta keep them for me from that SC Bitch, okay?
NJ, getting pissed off: Sure~
NJ typing SC: Yo sis, got some secrets for ya to ruin their whole career, wanna hear?
SC: Sure bro! Spill the tea, brotha!
When they play tag, they often hide in the same place at the same time-
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What happens if MS is younger than AL? JEEZUS CHRIST-
He'd be more cheerful when younger, still have the child attitude after losing his brother. Unlike my HC- MS in my HC had grown mature in two weeks after he lost his brother.
AL would be a tiny bit more mature, but not as much as Swap! Alabama. Damn, Swap! Alabama is constantly a teacher in a students' dorm-
Jokes everywhere-
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MY HC:
HI: MS, ya better tell everyone about how you almost stabbed yourself on your left eye-
MS: Sure.
HI: AND MN, when are you gonna recover? Everyone's worried.
MN: NO.
HI: Really now- OK, ya alright?
OK: *Literally crying while punching the punching bag-*
HI: *SIGH* Why am I the therapist of 50 of you-
NJ: OKLAHOMA HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL-
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TX: Is she- floating?!
Sianra: *somehow floats while sleeping*
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NJ has just adopted a cat for the 50 states+capital and named it Candice, in my HC.
FL: DE, have you seen Candice?
DE: Candice? Who's Candice?
DE: ...
GA: Aight, we lost the cat-
DE: FLORIDA!!!!!
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Should I write something- Yeah no, in the other book.
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