US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

[🇺🇸] Long Time No See Lmao.

Kansas: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Idaho: There's nothing to do....

Connecticut: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.

Idaho: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind.

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Utah: Are you a painting?

Kansas: What-?

Utah: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Oklahoma: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

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Pennsylvania: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Michigan: Merry crisis.

Alabama: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Massachusetts: Hoe hoe hoe.

Pennsylvania: Guys, please.

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Idaho: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Oklahoma: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Missouri: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

West Virginia: What was the color called before then?

New York: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Montana: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

Texas, Nevada, and Louisiana: No!

Tennessee: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?

Texas: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.

Tennessee: What does that mean?

Montana: Come on, what happened? Neveah?

Nevada: Alright.

Texas: No. Neveah, we swore we'd never tell!

Louisiana: They'll never understand.

Nevada: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.

Nevada: Helios got stung by a jellyfish!

Texas: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.

Louisiana: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.

Texas: I was in too much pain.

Nevada: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.

Louisiana: And then this bitch remembered something.

Nevada: I'd seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.

Montana: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you- EW! You peed on yourself?

Tennessee and West Virginia: EW!!

Texas: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Nevada*

Montana, Tennessee, and West Virginia: Ew!

Nevada: That's right. I stepped up. He's my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.

Nevada: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Louisiana.

Louisiana: She kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.

Nevada: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.