Wyoming: Shimizu, we tried things your way.
Hawaii: No, we didn't.
Wyoming: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Hawaii: god dammit...
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Minnesota: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Wisconsin: Marry me.
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Nebraska, about Missouri: Can I tell them they look nice?
Iowa: Sure.
Nebraska: Can I tell them I respect them?
Iowa: Maybe, if they ask.
Nebraska: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Iowa: ...
Iowa: I'd save that for later.
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New Jersey: Hopefully NY has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
New York: Oh shut up and die, NJ.
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(Lore related!! I'll write about this when I have time)
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Pennsylvania: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Pennsylvania: Oh my god, you have Vermont.
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Arkansas: I think I'm falling for you.
Oklahoma: Then get up.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
