Alaska: Imagine being under 5'4'' and thinking you have rights lol couldn't be me.
Texas: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Alaska: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Texas: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
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Texas:Hey, you wanna bang?
Alaska: ?
Texas: I meant hang.
Alaska: ...
Texas: Actually, no, I didn't.
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Texas: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Alaska: *in the distance* Or murder.
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Texas: Please? For me?
Alaska: Don't do that.
Texas: Do what, Achlys?
Alaska: You think if you say, "please, for me?" and give me that look, I'll do whatever the fuck you wa-
Texas: Please, for me?
Alaska: ...Whatever you manipulative witch, fuck off.
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FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
