Arizona, holding out a cookie for New Mexico: Look! This ones a heart, that's how I feel about you!
New Mexico: *Ugly crying*
Wisconsin, holding out another cookie for Ohio: This ones like Michigan, that's how I feel about you!
Ohio, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!
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Florida: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, Flor is such a nice person, Flor is so happy-go-lucky! Flor can't be in a bad mood!" Well, you know what? Flor CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Flor IS in a bad mood.
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Mississippi: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Alabama: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Mississippi: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
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Tokyo: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Beijing: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Pyongyang: *sneezing in the background*
Tokyo: But pink.
Seoul: And it's hot.
Tokyo: PINK!
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Texas: I give up. I am so tired.
Georgia: Get the emergency supply!
Tennessee: *carries Kentucky and places them in front of Texas*
Kentucky: *smiles*
Texas: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
