US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

[🇺🇸] Part 6

Texas: Why is Washington so sad?

New York: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes,

Texas: And...?

Washington: I FUCKING GOT SOUTH CAROLINA-

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(Louie is Louisiana, Aries is Arizona)

Louie: What is self care?

Iowa: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

New York: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!

Aries: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Louie: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

Aries: today is not the 9th of November tho-

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(They were keeping FL's step sister out of the way)

(Aries is Arizona)

Wyoming: We need a distraction.

New York: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Aries, whispering: My time has come

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(Just imagine that they were old enough for this-)

W.Virginia: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Massachusetts: You were flirting with Washington.

W.Virginia: So what? He's my partner.

Massachusetts: You asked him if he was single.

W.Virginia: ...

Massachusetts: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

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The 3 of them is trying to con some random guy

Oregon: Um, W. Virginia, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

W. Virginia: We need money! Duh!

Oregon: You're scamming him?

W. Virginia: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Oregon: What?! No way!

W. Virginia: Why not? We already stole Nebraska!

Nebraska: Hey guys!!

Oregon: No, we didn't. Nebraska can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Nebraska: I wanna steal.

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(This is not an incorrect quote, but something else. The states have human names, and DE knows ALL of them. Also, they're in a classroom.)

Maine: Why do I think that NH's human name is Hunter?

Maryland, blushing: I mean, it suits him-

Iowa: You do know you can just ask Delaware for confirmation, right?

Georgia: *Patting DE's shoulder* Hey, can you check whether if NH's human name is Hunter?

Delaware: *Looking back at GA* Oh, sure. *Takes out her notebook full of human names* Let's see...

Kansas: So, is it? Is it?

Delaware: Yup, it is.

New Hampshire, from another line of seats: I can hear that.

Kentucky: I mean, there are three reasons on why he was named Hunter. 1. He's a regular red fox. 2. He actually has a hunter's gun. 3. One of his family members is a hunter.

New Hampshire: All three are creepily correct, I am starting to wonder if you are a spy-

Kentucky: Haha, I'm just guessing, never thought I would get them all correct-

Florida: Then, do you know what NJ's name is?

Hawaii: Of course she does-

Florida: Del, tell us!!

Delaware: Uh, if I have to tell you about his name, I have to risk my life telling you all about it, since he doesn't want his name to be revealed unless he says so.

New Jersey, sitting next to New Hampshire: What-

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New Mexico: Hey, NY? Can I get some dating advice?

New York: Just because I'm with NH doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Alaska: What's something you guys are better than Mississippi at?

Georgia: Mario Kart.

DC: Yeah, video games.

Nevada: Emotional vulnerability.

Mississippi: *Sad Mississippian noises*

Alabama: FUCKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL-

Kentucky: BASKETBALL-

Mississippi: Like, I'd admit, we lost to the Kentuckians, but ALABAMA THAT WAS 92 YEARS AGO-

Alabama, fucking ecstatic: 64-0, YOU LOST TO ME, 64-0!!

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Kentucky: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

New Hampshire: ... Your what?

Kentucky: My friends.

West Virginia: Is he saying 'friends'??

Illinois: I think he's being sarcastic.

Nevada: No, no, no, this is delirium, he has cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ken! All of your friends are in this room.

Kentucky: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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KY: Nothing in life is free.

NH: Love is free!

NJ: Adventure is free.

WY: Knowledge is free.

HI: Everything is free if you take it without paying.