A/N: Art by me, the one on the left is Flor, and the other is Massiah.
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Mississippi: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Florida: You mean literally or figuratively?
Mississippi: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Florida: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Mississippi: Flor, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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(Villain!AU(Yes this is an AU I can't bring myself to write))
California: Massiah, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Mississippi: Well of course I have.
Florida, busting in: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Florida: It's boring.
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Florida, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Mississippi: But - that's just a trash can.
Florida: It sure is!
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(Villain!AU again, where Florida somehow gets brainwashed and burns Sippi to death, but he came back by drinking a revive potion)
Mississippi: What's up guys? I'm back.
Florida, scared as fuck: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die. I LITERALLY BURNED YOU-
Mississippi: Death is a social construct.
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Mississippi: *just there sobbing*
Florida: *sits next to him*
Florida: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Mississippi: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Florida: Massiah and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Mississippi: Sentences.
Florida: Don't interrupt me.
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(Swap!AU)
Florida: It's dark in here...
Mississippi: Don't worry dude I got this
Mississippi: *Stomps their feet*
Mississippi: *Skechers light up*
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
