[🇺🇸] Chaos in Every AU

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Younger!AU (Where everyone's age goes down by 5 years)

Ohio, about Michigan: Marcus will help me! I'm a face man, he will come and save me!

Texas: The last time you met each other, he tried to kill you.

Ohio: Who hasn't?

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Swap!AU

Texas: Sippi, I don't want you make you feel bad, but- *points to the broken computer* this is all your fault.

Mississippi: *casually grins as he put up the middle finger*

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Hospital!AU

Massachusetts: *Just chilling*

Ohio: hello Maxwell

Massachusetts: AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Original!AU

New York: Do you know where the others are?

Maine: *shrugs*

Meanwhile...

Florida: *riding on a bicycle on a long & steep as fuck slide* WOOHOO THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Georgia: FLOR NO-

Hawaii: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

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Villain!AU

Virginia: I dare all of you to speak an other language other than English!

Florida: ¡Fácil! (Easy!)

Mississippi: แต่เทสซ่ามักจะพูดภาษาอาหรับในขณะที่ไวโอพูดภาษาฮีบรู... (But, Tessa usually speaks in Arabic while Wyo speaks in Hebrew...)

Tennessee: ...

Wyoming: ...

New Jersey: Oh merda, ci risiamo. (Oh shit, here we go again.)

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