Iowa: I think Vermont was right.
Minnesota: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Arizona: He wouldn't do that.
Vermont: You're right, Aries. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Vermont: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Vermont Told You So' on the back*
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Tennessee: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Washington: Put spaghetti in it.
Tennessee: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
West Virginia: Put spaghetti in it.
Tennessee: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Nebraska: Put spaghetti in it.
Tennessee: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Pierre: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Montgomery: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Pierre: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING LITTLE ROCK WITH ME
Atlanta, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Jefferson City: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Madison: I don't know how to do that.
Providence: I don't wear a watch.
Columbus: Time is a construct.
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FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
