Washington: Massiah?
Mississippi: What?
Washington: Why is Flor depressed?
Mississippi: she's not-
Florida: *looks like she has been crying for days*
Mississippi: ...It's just the side effects of staying in an AU for too long.
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New York: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Arizona: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.
Alaska: That's because she's a prostitute.
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North Dakota, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Washington: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Washington: Here you go.
North Dakota:
Washington:
West Virginia: Why am I here?
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*Trying to cheer Rhode Island after a break up*
Vermont: You broke up with Virginia for a reason.
Rhode Island: I know, I know. I'm just so tired of missing her. Tired of wondering why she hasn't called. Why hasn't she called?
Tennessee: Maybe because you told her not to.
Rhode Island: What are you, the Memory Person?
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FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
