Texas, thinking: I'mma flirt with Massiah today.
Texas: How is the most beautiful person today? *smirks at Mississippi*
Mississippi: I dunno, how are you?
Texas: *blushes due to embarrassment*
Mississippi: *smiles* How are you?
Texas: I'm... Fine... *walks away*
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Texas: HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW ABOUT MY PLANS?!
New Jersey: Were you being obvious?
Texas: NO????
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Minnesota: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Minnesota: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Illinois: I'm having one of those things! A headache with pictures!!
Idaho: you mean an idea..?
Illinois: MMMMHHMMM!!
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*The 3 are playing online games*
New Jersey: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Massachusetts: Alright.
New Jersey: TraitorSayWhat?
Arkansas: Excuse me?
New Jersey: What?
Massachusetts:
New Jersey:
New Jersey: No wait-
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Oklahoma: Rhett, I'm sad.
Rhode Island: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Connecticut: Carolina, I'm sad.
North Carolina, nodding: mood.
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Florida: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Illinois: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Florida: Three of us saw it, Illyria. How do you explain that?
Illinois: *points at Georgia* Sleep deprivation. *points at Louisiana* Paranoia. *points at Texas* Delusional personality disorder.
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Indiana: Time for plan G.
Illinois: Don't you mean plan B?
Indiana: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Iowa: What about plan D?
Indiana: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Missouri: What about plan E?
Indiana: I'm hoping not to use it. Michigan dies in plan E.
Ohio: I like plan E.
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Fan-FictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
