Texas: *accidentally falls off his gaming chair, with the chair flipping backwards as he falls*
Oklahoma, who witnessed everything: You- What the fuck-
Texas: Did I slay the fall?
Oklahoma: No, now get up idiot.
Texas: :(
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U.S.A: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Florida: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Wyoming: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Wisconsin: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
West Virginia: A realist sees a freight train.
Washington: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks gET OUT OF THE GODDAMN TRACKS YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET KILLED-
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Texas, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Alabama, sick of Texas' shit: They weren't wrong.
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Hawaii: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I'll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like "Glad to see she's moving on, my dad's death hit her pretty hard." Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.
Hawaii: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.
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Montana: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Idaho and Wyoming: YOU THROW ROCKS AT US ALL OF THE TIME-
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West Virginia: honk.
Kentucky: WHAT.
West Virginia: HONK.
Kentucky: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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South Dakota: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!
Utah: Then where are Norwegian people from!?
South Dakota: NORWAY!!
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
