Hilo, HI: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Kodiak, AK: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Hilo, HI, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Kodiak, AK:
Kodiak, AK: fsh
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Houston, TX: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Natchitoches, LA, amazed: Wow...
Sault Ste. Marie, MI, to Natchitoches: Well what does that mean?
Natchitoches: I don't know.
Natchitoches, to Houston: What does that mean?
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Green Bay, WI: *Screams*
Santa Fe, NM: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Providence, RI: Should we do something?
Harrodsburg, KY: No, I want to see who wins.
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Leavenworth, KS: Are we really going to let Windsor keep Cheyenne?
Astoria, OR: We kept Shepherdstown.
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Nacogdoches, TX: Croissants: dropped
Natchitoches, LA: Road: works ahead
Savannah, GA: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Natchez, MS: Shavacado: fre
St. Augustine, FL: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Mobile, AL:
Mobile, AL, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Bath, NC: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Lewes: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Philadelphia: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Lewes: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Fort Pierre: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Georgetown: Wasn't Ogden with you?
Ogden: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
St. Augustine: Shit.
Sault Ste. Marie: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Plymouth: OH MY GOD ALBANY FELL OFF!!!
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(Insert change of style lmao)
Franklin: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Jonesborough: I really care about your feelings!
Kittery: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Franklin, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Mobile: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Natchez: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
(Natchitoches: Yeah, that's Mobile and Natchez everyday.)
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Peoria: Christmas lights?
Lewes: Check.
San Diego: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Lewes: Check.
Santa Fe: Santa suits? (God this suits so much lmao)
Lewes: Check.
Westminster: Shovel?
Lewes: Check.
Bath: Alibi and bail money?
Lewes: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Steilacoom: Well Wabasha, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Wabasha: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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Genoa: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
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Leavenworth: I'm scared that when you become rich and famous you'll be embarrassed by me.
Marietta: Oh Leavenworth, I'm already embarrassed by you.
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Ste. Genevieve: Charleston, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Charleston: Hilo, Ste. Genevieve wants you to get out of the house.
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Harrodsburg: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
