Massachusetts: *just chilling*
Ohio: *creeps up to him* hello Maxwell!
Massachusetts: HOLY SHIFT- Ottavio, stop creeping up onto me like that!!
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Nurse: Connor, stop playing with Axel's wheelchair.
Arkansas, who has lost both legs now: C'mon Connor, I need to do a checkup.
Connecticut: *literally sobbing while sitting on the wheelchair*
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Rhode Island: I think I'm fine now.
Nurse: Aight, you can leave.
*Days after he got out of the hospital...*
Rhode Island: Hello ma'am, I'm back- I was choked by someone again-
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Mississippi: Holy fuck what happened to your wings?
Sianra: Eh, it was torn off.
Indiana: YOU'RE SO CALM ABOUT THIS WTF-
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Utah: Ilyas, I hate to be that guy, but you do know that I can't read and Woodson is blind, right?
Idaho: *Holds up a big ass storybook* Is this better?
Washington, literally facing the opposite direction: Where are you again??
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
