TW: swearing, may contain gore-
Rehe(熱河): Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Heilongjiang（黑龙江）: Hello friends!
The rest of China:
Heilongjiang: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.
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Maine: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Hawaii: Ok, Maria, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Maine: 1917.
Hawaii: ...You're ready.
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Heilongjiang: Hey, Kayson. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Kansas: I like sunflowers.
Heilongjiang, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
(Heilongjiang is just right below Russia :D)
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Arkansas: I'm sad.
Oklahoma: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Oklahoma: And das not good.
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Vermont, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Vermont: THERE. Now send it.
DC: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Vermont: JUST DO IT!
later
North Dakota: So what does it say?
Indiana, reading the letter: He says he's going to "lick my...."
North Dakota:
Indiana:
North Dakota: Gross-
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Hong Kong: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Macau: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Shenzhen(深圳): if you want information it is
Zhuhai(珠海): why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Chongqing: I just want someone to take me out.
Shenyang: On a date?
Wuhan: With a sniper gun?
Shanghai: Both if you're not a coward.
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Texas : Why did you kidnap Kayson!?!?!
Maine: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Wyoming: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Texas : NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
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(Seven of them tends to go crazy at times)
North Dakota: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
New York: Milfs.
Mississippi: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
North Dakota: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
New Mexico: Mom in late forties, dad in late forties.
New Mexico: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Massachusetts: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
North Carolina: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK- I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
New Mexico: Oh, is it not mom in late forties?
Massachusetts: What? No! It isn't!
New Mexico: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Oregon: Marli-
New Mexico: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Oregon: I am entirely not surprised that this is coming from you.
New Mexico: DAXON, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
North Dakota: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Massachusetts: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
New York: Y'all are dumbasses.
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Hainan: *about Tibet and Xinjiang* They make a cute couple, huh?
Taiwan: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Sichuan: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Hunan: No. No, Sichuan, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Sichuan calls Henan. Number five: Liaoning gets eaten by a shark.
Liaoning: I'm Liaoning, and I appreciate the order of that list.
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Oklahoma: So South Dakota was just using me?
Michigan: I'm sorry, Omari.
Rhode Island, trying to contain his amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Oklahoma:
Michigan: Ok, that's a time-out.
Rhode Island: No, I was just trying to-
Michigan: Go sit over there!
Rhode Island: *walks away in defeat*
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