A/N: Both Kentucky and Niigata are 17 years old while Shandong is 16.
Kentucky: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Shandong: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Kentucky: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Niigata: edible
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Kentucky: If you had to choose between Shandong and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Niigata: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Shandong: Niigata!
Kentucky: 63 cents.
Niigata: I'll take the money.
Shandong: NIIYA!!!
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Kentucky: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Shandong: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Niigata: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Kentucky: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Shandong: Okay, but in my defense, Niigata bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Kentucky: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Kentucky: I trust Shandong.
Niigata: You think he knows what he's doing?
Kentucky: I wouldn't go that far.
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Kentucky, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Shandong, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Niigata: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Kentucky: playing systemic oppression
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Kentucky: WHY. why did you give Niigata a KNIFE?!
Shandong: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Kentucky: Now I feel unsafe!
Shandong: I'm sorry.
Shandong: ... would you like a knife?
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Kentucky, driving Shandong and Niigata: So how was your day?
Shandong: We almost got surprise adopted!
Kentucky: What?
Niigata: We almost got kidnapped.
Kentucky: Oh, okay.
Kentucky: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
