Portland, OR: Bonjour, Portland. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Portland, ME: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Portland, OR: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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Portland, OR: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.
Portland, ME: Go to church.
Portland, ME: WAIT—
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*Portland (from Oregon) is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book*
Portland, ME:, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?
Portland, OR: Well, Emily's love for him grew, and so did he.
Portland, ME: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?
Portland, OR, angrily shutting his book: YOU'RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT MAINE, HUH?!?!
Portland, ME: YOU LITTLE-
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Portland, ME: That imposter is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.
Portland, OR: BITCH I'M LARGER AND MORE POPULAR THAN YOU STFU-
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Portland, ME: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Portland, OR: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Portland, ME: ...
Portland, ME: ISN'T THE STATE REP OF OREGON A LITERAL DEER-
Portland, OR: OH SHIT NO WAIT DON'T TELL DAD ABOUT THIS-
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Portland, OR: Guess what? I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.
Portland, ME: LIES. Who are you, Los Angeles? You're not hot at all.
Portland, OR: yes I am!!
Portland, ME: no you're not, the only thing you can turn on is the fucking microwave.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
