[🇺🇸] West Virginia's BS

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Have Westlyn for one (or more) chapter :)

Texas: Can someone please explain why the Statehouse is on fire.

Florida: ...

Texas: FLOR WAS IT YOU?!

Florida: NO??? I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

West Virginia: *stays silent while smirking*

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Virginia, to North Carolina: If you see Westlyn, give her this message *makes a neutral face*

Virginia: She'll know what it means.

*later*

North Carolina: oh, and Valeria said to give you a message.

North Carolina: *makes a neutral face*

West Virginia: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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West Virginia: Christmas is cancelled.

New Jersey: You can't cancel a holiday.

West Virginia: Keep this up, Joshua, and you'll lose New Year's too.

New Jersey: What does that mean?

West Virginia: New York, take New Year's away from NJ.

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*During the Civil War*

South Carolina: Dammit, Westlyn, you ruined everything!

West Virginia: You're welcome.

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