Headcannons of the states by: ImWeridOk
CA: Hey Hinaka! I have come to see you again!
HI: Hey Camellia! Wanna pick some flowers with me?
CA: Sure!
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FL: *Sneaks into Oregon's room and steals his chocolate*
NC: Flor, what are you doing?
FL: POV: SHIT
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NM: CÁLLATE LA MIERDA (STFU)
AZ: oh no-
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IL: Helios, where are you- Oh.
TX: MARRY ME JULI- Uh- Hi Illyria-
IL: Pfft- Ken, get your man-
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PA: Philadelphia, please, I beg of you-
Philly: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
Miami: *intense barking*
FL: :,)
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DE: We do NOT like Hamilton, and no Nickolas (NY) forced us to be in thi-
GA: *Holds a shrine about John Laurens*
DE: *Grabs SC by the hand and shouts* YOU HAVE A JOHN LAURENS SHRINE AND YOU DID NOT TELL ME?! HOW DARE YOU GEORGIA-
SC: My ears- Hey is that Hercules Mulligan?
GA: His shrine, yes. Don't even try to go there, Vermont basically claimed it. And then everyone else are fighting for Lafayette, Hamilton and Burr.
SC: *Runs to claim Thomas Jefferson's shrine*
GA: I OWN MADISON('S SHRINE), BTW!!
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MA: *Brings MD to the NJ shore*
MD: Did u ask for permission?
MA: Joshua (NJ) agreed, so yeah.
MD: *Casually evil grins while dropping the box of tea to the water*
MA: FUCK U BRITAIN!!!
MD: YEAH FUCK YOU!!
NJ, at somewhere nearby watching: *Records them and sends it to Britain*
Britain: wtf again-
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