Utah: I'm more convinced that Helios is on weed or something.
Colorado: Weed does not make you less dirty minded, Verney-
Utah: How did you know this?? Aren't you allergic???
Colorado: Boi I'm not the only one who knows this- Camellia, you inhale weed whenever you feel like it, do you randomly getting less dirty minded?
California: wtf???
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Miyazaki: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Nagasaki: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonald's. It's 2 am!
Miyazaki: Mean.
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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Mississippi, Georgia, and Virginia: *spinning a little and talking*
Florida, West Virginia, and Alabama: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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Kochi: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Tokushima: A doll.
Kagawa: A cinnamon roll.
Ehime: A sweetheart.
Kochi:
Kochi: ...stop it.
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Delaware, rushing into the room: It's terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Connecticut: Daniella, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Nickolas, would you get Daniella some water?
New York: The fuck is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, "Thank God, the water's here!"?
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Yamagata: I'll speak French between your legs~
Miyagi: HOTTEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN TOLD-
Iwate, containing their laughter: I can just imagine someone saying 'bonjour' to a penis-
Fukushima: BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE VAGINA, HON HON TITTY CROISSANT!
Aomori: Titty croissant!?
Hokkaido: None of you should ever be having sex-
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
