Trying out a Chatfic

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24th June, 2025
States GC (ft. USA & CSA x2)

10:55 am


Florida:
so would anyone tell me why are there two CSAs rn

South Carolina:
THERE ARE TWO?!?!?

Delaware:
HUH???

Rhode Island:
PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE NICER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE HEIGHT SHAMING

California:
You're not even from the south

Alabama:
P sure Texas has it worse than you, he's from the south and short af

Texas:
I'M OFFENDED

Oklahoma:
He's 5'3 bro, Rhode Island you're just half an inch away from him

Texas:
OMARI STOP

NJ:
good to know someone is slower than me in knowing this topic

Florida:
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Florida:
IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR DAYS NOW?

NY:
weeks already...

Georgia:
Oh look they're named "CSA 1" and "CSA 2" respectively how original /sarc

Massachusetts:
As long as he doesn't provoke Ohio and turn him into a pyromaniac and make him burn everyone again

Maryland:
Those were NOT the good old days

Massachusetts:
I swear at one point I got traumatised seeing their burn scars

CSA 2:
OK so I've been watching you guys chat this entire time and Ohio did WHAT

Oklahoma:
YOU HAVE BEEN WHAT

NC:
cries

CSA 2:
@CSA1 WTF HAVE YOU DONE

CSA 1:
nothing honestly

CSA 2:
Caesar.

CSA 1:
I ACTUALLY DID NOTHING WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
DON'T SPAM ME WITH MY HUMAN NAME

South Carolina:
BAHA HIS HUMAN NAME WAS CAESAR SALAD

ND:
LMFAAOAAOOOOO

Oregon:
Should we get Ohio to explain himself?

Pennsylvania:
I thought that he would only smile through every argument we had for him

Illinois:
HE NEVER EXPLAINED PROPERLY, THAT'S THE PROBLEM

Tennessee:
How is Sippi not speaking rn

Hawaii:
ikr I thought he hated CSA the most among the southerners

CSA 2:
Both of us? :(

Tennessee:
...At least he hates the previous one.

Arkansas:
I thought he was dealing with the breakup

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