Atlanta: Do you know that we got a new representative for CDC?
Austin: Yeah
Sacramento: ye
Albany: mhm
Atlanta: ...and that they probably have a crush on Mississippi-
Jackson: HE WHAT
Richmond: BRO DID HE JUST THROW A CHAIR AWAY-
Montgomery: FUCKING HELL JACKSON CALM DOWN-
Boise: I can literally hear him from all the way up here god damn-
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Richmond: can you be serious for 5 minutes?
Charleston: My record is 4 but I'll try
*not even a minute later*
Charleston: hand me the people opener
Columbia: ...
Columbia: what
Charleston: *annoyed* the g! Just hand me it!
Columbia: THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER???
Charleston: YOU KNOW, IT'S POINTY, WITH A HANDLE-
Raleigh: it's called a knife...
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Lansing: why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Columbus: Because your toast would get wet!!
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
