Meant For More¹ - (Male Reader x Kate Bishop)

...Reality?

[A/N] What the fuck even is this chapter, please feel free to comment any hate on it this chapter is my 'one off' AKA the one I hated writing but felt it would be good for the story, in some way. *Shrugs in an extremely confused Manner*

...Reality?:

Y/N woke up, he was connected to the heart monitors and IV bag, but for some reason his hospital bed was in the middle of his and Kates old shared apartment from before they moved into the compound.

"Either I'm at home or God shops at IKEA." Y/N said to himself as Kate came into the room.

"Oh, thank Thor you're awake."

"What's happened?" Y/N asked confused as to what was going on.

"You were stabbed in a fight."

"Who with?"

"I don't know, Yelena does but she's gone hunting for them herself." Kate answered as Y/N turned quick to look at Kate.

"Kate, where there's blame there's a claim, that woman on British TV doesn't say that shit for fun you know." Y/N said as he climbed out of the hospital bed and looked down to see he was wearing a hospital gown. "Why am I dressed like a 1960s transvestite? Kate what's going on? Why am I not in a hospital?"

"I told the doctors I wanted to take care of you so I discharged you." Kate said as Y/N was still lost on the entire situation.

"But your not qualified."

"Well who would you rather have treating you? Someone who may have a framed medical certificate hanging from their wall but, who doesn't know you. Or someone who might not have the medical background but who knows you, and not just that, cares about you, Cares about you a lot?"

"Definitely the first one." Y/N said as Kate rolled her eyes. "It's a stab wound with a sword Kate, it's not a splinter, you can't just pull it out with your teeth and then rinse your mouth out with a large glass of gin."

"That's not what you do for a splinter." 

"I always thought Mom was being swayed by the gin." Y/N quipped.

"I'm gonna take care of you Y/N, we can watch the three good Indiana Jones films while eating chicken burgers and fries under the moonlight." Kate said with a seductive tone in her voice.

"It's like watching a Texas remake of Gone With The Wind." Y/N remarked as Kate pulled him in by the scruff of the neck for a kiss.

"Take me...now." Kate said in an overly seductive tone.

"Do you mean sex or to watch the Jones films?" Y/N asked nervously and weirded out by Kate's behavior.

"You know what I mean. I want you to make love to me right here, right now...no buts."

"I wouldn't dream of asking for that." Y/N quipped still trying to keep his head as he finally figured out what was happening. "Oh I see, I get it."

"What?"

"This, it's a dream isn't it?" Y/N said as Kate stumbled over her thoughts for a moment.

"What makes you say that?"

"Because I don't remember asking my dad to come over and stand in the corner dressed as my Mom." Y/N said as he looked up from Kate's face and to Bruce stood there in a hulk size versuin of Natasha's suit.

"Hello son, I think you're on there. What the hell are you wearing? You look ridiculous." Bruce said as Y/N looked around for anyone else seeing the irony in Bruces words.

"Okay Y/N, none of this is real. It's a dream, you're actually lying in a hospital bed in a coma. We're all there, Me, Wanda...Morgan, although I don't think Morgan's fully grasped the enormity of the situation...she's brought you a jigsaw. And the Doctor's just been in to see us, it's not good news, he says you might not...make it...not the jigsaw. He says you might not pull through." Kate said softly as Y/N turned his head away from her to look off into the distance. "Y/N, Y/N can you hear me? Y/N it's Kate, I need to know if you can hear me, can you hear me Y/N, Y/N can you hear me-"