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lan xichen x spy!reader 🍵࿐ part 2

Modern Au - Spy Au 

▶ Requested by - @Cute_Devil_0690

▶ Fluff :D 

▶ Female reader

▶ Link for part one --->

▶ I watched Catwoman: Hunted last night so you can thank that for this chapter because it motivated me to write this :D 

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"Oh my.. This beauty..." [Y/N] smirked as she hung upside down from a steel beam, putting all her faith into her trusty whip. "I just must add it to my collection." She lowered herself more and pulled out something that look about the same weight as the statue. 

Before she could make the switch however, a voice interrupted her. "I don't think the owners would appreciate that." 

[Y/N] cursed and glanced behind her to see the gentleman she had danced with a few weeks prior. He no longer had a mask however and his handsome features were on full display. He still wore a white suit expect this time he was armed. 

"Hmm..." She purred. "Oh my, a handsome man like you should keep those looks hidden or I might just have to... steal them..." 

The man's eye twitched but didn't make any move to do anything to her. "I could say the same for you." 

[Y/N] was in a black bodysuit which was easy to move around in and could easily help hide her in the darkness if necessary. Okay maybe she could have gone for something more baggy but she liked teasing people. Especially this new specimen. "Its my outfit on the job." She pouted a little. "What do you want me to take it off? I made sure the cameras are off." 

Now that got a small reaction out of the man. His cheeks flushed as he tried not to stutter. 'Ah a gentleman then...' She smiled, pleased with this reaction. 

"If you don't mind could I perhaps ask you to dance another time? I'm a little busy right now." [Y/N] sighed and flipped so she was upright again. The blood rushing to her head wasn't helping her thinking. 

"I'm afraid you won't be making it out of this room." 

[Y/N] raised an eyebrow. "Oh? What to test that?" She purred and slowly began to swing her body back and fourth, gaining momentum. Finally when she had enough she let her whip loose and flung through the air, landing in front of Lan Xichen who still had his back turned to the door. 

"Its been fun darling but I've got to run!" She smirked, teeth flashing, as she burst through the doors. 

Lan Xichen spun around in shock. He stood there frozen for a few seconds still processing the new nickname she had just given him before chasing after her. [Y/N] had already gotten a good head start and he was beginning to loose her. 

He chased her until they ended up on the very top floor of the very exquisite manor. When the Lan finally burst into the room he saw her go into [Y/N] was already half way out the window. 

"Y-you.."

"You really should work on you're running, darling." [Y/N] purred, the smirk never leaving her lips. Like she knew something he didn't and it was probably true. She just kept surprising him more and more as they got to know each other. She kept exceeding his expectations he had set for her and outsmarting him. "I do like a good chase," she pouted. "I would hate for you not to able to keep up. I quite like you."

Lan Xichen ignored the warming of his face as he tried to catch his breath while also trying to get close enough to catch the thief. 

"You don't even have what you came for." He narrowed his eyes and smirked, quite proud of himself. 

[Y/N] looked at him with fake pity which made him frown. 

"Oh darling... You really are an amazing talking. I could talk to you all night." And all of sudden the statue was sitting in her hands, moonlight gleaming off its smooth surface. 

"How.." He had made sure to always keep an eye on the statue. How had she gotten it?

[Y/N] smiled smugly. "Sleight of hand. All thieves know it." 

Lan Xichen sighed in frustration. "Give me the statue back!"

"Aw.. Don't say that- you'll become boring again! Can't I just keep it?" She pouted, pursing her lips. "I'm sure the owners won't mind.." 

Lan Xichen lunged for her but she was quick and was already out the window, dropping fast. Xichen grunted as his stomach hit the stone part of the window and he looked down in horror as the thief neared the ground. To his frustration (and relief), at the last second she pulled out her whip and snapped it up. It caught onto another roof and she swung away calling, "Lets dance again another time~" 

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▶ Catwoman: Hunted is one word ✨GAY✨ It is so gay lmaooo I love it so much ♥~(˘▾˘~)

▶ I was supposed to finish this a LONG time ago but I ran out of motivation lol (HERE ARE YOUR CRUMBS MY LOVELIES <33)

Completed : 8/3/2022