the untamed x reader oneshots ii
' I attempt to write one shots for you guys.. again.. '
the untamed / mdzs x reader oneshots ii
o. started april 3rd, 2022...
o. completed n/a
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▶ Requested by - @miss_deity , @sammmmtyyy
▶ As happy as it can get when Dazai is involved lol
▶ Male reader
▶ This is when they were kids
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"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng stared at the strange teen who was sitting in trash.
"I'm trying a new method of suicide! Someone suggested it for me so of course I had to try it out!" The teen, wrapped in bandages and dressed in black, smiled. It creeped Jiang Cheng out because it didn't reach his eyes.
"Suicide?"
"Yes! I want to die a painless death!"
"I don't think that's possible." Jiang Cheng crossed his arms.
The teen pouted. "Your no fun~"
"Whatever." The Jiang rolled his eyes and walked away.
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"Why are you still here?"
"Why do you keep coming back?"
He had a point. Jiang Cheng scowled. "I would have thought you would've died already."
"Ehhh~ It takes time!" The teen grinned. "Why, do you care about me? We've only met twice!"
"What? Of course not! You just happen to be on my way to getting my brothers stupid spices."
"Spices? Blek-"
"He goes through spices like its water," Jiang Cheng complained. "Its so annoying and then he forces me to go out and get more for him."
"Do you think spices could kill me?"
"It certainly wouldn't be painless." Jiang Cheng scoffed.
He pouted. "That sucks..."
Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes.
"What about... alcohol?"
"It would be slow."
"Aw..."
"Whats the point of this?"
"Well since you're here, I must take advantage of it and get some new ideas on how to commit a painless suicide!"
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