This is a thank you for 12k+ reads, now have the most random brain rots of Lumine, Aether, Ciao, and the Yakshas. And Qiqi
"I just had a theory!"-Aether
"Speak your mind."-Xiao
"If Albedo is chalk, can he use his finger to write on the sidewalk?"-Aether
"Get the fuck out, we are not asking him that."-Xiao
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"If your boyfriend is a star, does that mean he's the sun for your emo heart?"-Bonanus
"I AM NOT EMO!"-Xiao
"Qiqi believes Adeptus Xiao is very sad inside."-Qiqi
"See, Even the child agrees."-Bosacius
"I AM NOT!"-Xiao
"Alatus, as your older brother, I disagree. You are most definitely emo."-Menogias
"I agree. Definitely emo."-Indarias
Xiao cried himself to sleep.
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This is inspired by cats!| xiaoaether from xiaoisverycute.
"You are Very skrunkly Xiao."-Aether
"NOT YOU TOO!"-Xiao
"At least I didn't call you a shortie."-Aether
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"If Gorou is a dog, can he eat chocolate?"-Xiao
"Obviously not. He'll choke and then who would lead the Watatsumi Army?"-Aether
"Then does he touch grass?"-Xiao
"You need to."-Aether
"What?"-Xiao
"What."-Aether
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"Aria thinks a blender can blend Uncle Fish!"-Aria
"I SHOW YOU ONE NARWHALE FROM MY BOW!"-Childe
"Blend the fish Aria."-Xiao
Aria spent the whole day chasing after Childe. He never visited Lumine's niece again.
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"I think boats are pieces of rocks that taste weird."-Aether
"They're literally made of wood."-Xiao
"I think they taste weird too!"-Coral
"THEY ARE WOOD! FROM TREES!"-Xiao
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"Almond Tofu is disgusting."-Aether
"You called?"-Xiao
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"SEE I HAVE THE MONEY IN THE WORLD! IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIRLLLLLL! AH, WHAT THE FUCK LUMINE!"-Aether
Lumine was recording a video for Xiao. He loved it and is now a CD for his brothers and sisters to see in their living room.
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"I believe in Xiao supremacy *hic* so much that I'm the only member of his fan club."-Aether
"Go the fuck to bed."-Xiao
"Tell me more about this fan club."-Indarias
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"MENOGIAS IM GOING TO SCHOOL!"-Xiao
"TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND I SAID HELLO."-Menogias
"OKAY GOT IT!"-Xiao
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My brain grows stronger every oneshot I make.
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