The Gambler And The King

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So y'all perhaps know about Scaraboobs dying? Sooo

Hehe HAHAHA AHAHAHASo it's sorta how he got his name and what he does in his spare time

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Hehe HAHAHA AHAHAHA
So it's sorta how he got his name and what he does in his spare time.

"Why am I named the Gambler? Ask The King and The Jester. They know exactly how I got my title. Oh, and Alice! She's such a lovely woman."-Aether

Not knowing why, the ginger started to get creepy vibes from his comrade. He shot up the ranks quickly, and taken Signora's spot. The King took Scaramouche's. What did they do? Did they pay mora? Fought for it? Perhaps played a game and won?

"He is called the Gambler because he gambles lives. When you loose a gamble, you die. If you live, you gamble again. Gambling keeps him going. He makes the rules. He is the dealer. He is the player. Alice played poker with him and won. She was a worthy opponent. Of course, she played with Pierro, so she had some experience."-The King

"Oh? Then I supposed you had some too Xiao?"-Childe

"Tch. Of course I have. I am one of his associates. The King is the most valued card in poker. At lease that's how we play. You should ask him to play sometime. I would like to see your ass beaten again."-Xiao

"Hahaha, Maybe I should."-Childe

The ginger walked out as Aether walked in. He showed a box of newly bought tarot cards in his hand. Xiao nodded as the blond walked closer.

"Want some tea? I know you're not here to talk strategy. Otherwise, you'd be at Yanshang Teahouse."-Xiao

"Free intel for Yelan? Hah! Aint that a dream for her! Sure, Qingxin tea and small doughnuts. Homemade."-Aether

"Tch. There's no way I'm making doughnuts now. You do that."-Xiao

"Kidding, kidding! I just want to gamble with my lover." Aether gave a stare to the raven. "Loser has to make the doughnuts and give them away."

"It's on." Aether spread out the cards all faced down. He smiled at his lover who made tea for their gambling sessions. Sigh, doughnuts are best homemade. It's a shame a little kid is going to be happier than them with a sugary treat.

A/N: I don't really know how to play that well 💀

"Alright! Negative is one point for me and positive is for you! The automatic win is the World! Okay?"-Aether

"Fair enough."-Xiao

Aether shuffled the cards and placed them on the table in a circle. This isn't supposed to be a gamble since they had no dealer to keep it fair, but they agreed anyways.

"Let's see. Aw man. Negative The Fool! Minus five for me."-Aether

"Yeah. Positive Star for me. I win."-Xiao

"Hehehe. You win my love. I'll make the doughnuts and give them to the children in the village. Fair enough?"-Aether

Xiao nodded. Aether got up and put the cards away. Xiao wondered how Aether was the Gambler, but he lost badly. Still, he couldn't deny this win.

"You can come out! There's no point in hiding!"-Aether

A redhead came out of the shadows. Diluc. He was banned from Snezhnaya, why is he in the icy land? Intel? Tea? A bet?

"No need to punish me. I just wanted to view a harbinger in his spare time. Instead of strategy planning, you gamble for pointless reasons."-Diluc

Aether held up his sword against the redhead's neck. The blond glared at his eyes before speaking. "You know your punishment for stepping in these lands."

"Finally, some action!" Xiao threw some cards to pin the redhead to the wall. Diluc shook them off, Aether waiting to kick him to the ground. He activated his shoe blade and kicked him unconscious.

"The shoe blade had crushed sleeping pills in them. Let's take him to Her Majesty. She'll love to see him again."-Aether


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