🤡 Violyn

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Warnings: lots of oof, Jinx deserves 2 sisters and a cool bestie, Jinx took Caits body - Cait took Vis body - Vi took Jinxs body

Characters: Vi, Caitlyn

Side Appearances: Jinx, Viktor

Setting: Vi and Caitlyns shared home.

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"Ok so..." Jinx starts. "Whos body is this? I cant see."

"Me neither. What did you do?" Vi barks.

"What did i do?! Caitlyn knocked my stuff over, barging in here thinking i was hurt!" Jinx counters.

"You screamed!" Caitlyn accuses.

"I nursed my lizard back to health, with natural medicines! On my own!" As if on cue, the bearded dragon skitters in his terrarium.

As the trio blink their visions clear, each take a look at each other.

"Nice rack Cait!" Jinx admires, looking down at herself.

"Hey! Dont talk about her body like that!" Vi frowns, but it doesnt look the least bit menacing on the new freckled face shes taken on.

"I wonder just how hard it would take to put a hole through a wall." Caitlyns clearly mocking, but the meaty fist held up confirms it.

"So, how do we get back to normal? I dont like looking at my wife through my sisters eyes."

"No clue. I dont like looking at my sister and her wife in mine and my sisters bodies." Jinx complains back.

"I dont like being in my wifes body." Vis now accented voice echos.

"The only cool parts about this body are the boobs, and the surprising musculature. Packin some heat in these dainty muscles."

"Youre one to speak. Even in your body, these guns feel like airsoft pistols." Fishbones is brandished like Vis going to shoot, arms unwavering, weapon secure.

Caitlyn takes it from Vis grip. "I dont know why i expected this to be heavy." Passing it to Jinx herself, Caitlyns bodys arms do need a moment to situate.

"Your arms are too long to hold this comfortably, but your long fingers make up for the trigger comfort." Fishbones is then replaced.

"Any idea what all got mixed?" Caitlyn asks.

"We would have to call Viktor. Some of the things he dropped off for us to work on got smashed. I dont know what he brought, nor how it works. Heimerdinger provided them."

"Ill call him." Vi pulls the phone out of her bodys pocket. It takes a few rings.

The conversation is short. "Jinx" says a few chems were spilled, and Viktor said he would be over to help contain them.

"Lets prank him." Caitlyn suggests.

Vi places the lizard on Jinxs bodys shoulder before heading back down the stairs.

Caitlyns body lets Viktor in when he knocks. "Its good to see your body behaving. Shame it took shimmer to do so."

"Thank you... I think..." His accent filters into the space. The first thing he sees are Vi and Jinx trying to fit on the love seat, a poor bearded dragon being the test subject of sticky note crown sizes. Thinking nothing of it, he gets to the task at hand. "Where was the spill?"

"My lab." Jinxs body answers.

"No, its my lab." Caitlyns body answers. Viktor whips his head between the two.

"Take me to it. I dont have the patience to figure out why youre bickering this time." Caitlyns body takes him.

"This is it. I was acting unreasonable and stupid, and kicked the door in like a buffoon."

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