Warnings: Genderbend!AU, mentions of sexual themes but no smut, penis touching, piss but its not sexual, normalize peeing with your partner, no one ever talks about how piss isnt always steady, dick measuring, Levis 6'4" Carters 6'7"
Characters: Vi (Levi), Caitlyn (Carter)
Side Apperances: None
Setting: Carters bedroom
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"What if my dick could suck your cum into it like a straw?"
"I- Levi- What??"
"Carter listen! Listen listen-"
"I am deft." Carter slaps Levis bare chest.
"Fine fine. I gotta piss."
"Shit, me too."
"Wanna piss together?" Levi waggles his eyebrows.
"Youre a menace." Carter gets up from the bed, dragging Levi with him.
"You have a cute ass for a boy." Levi pinches the skin below Carters right cheek.
"You have a fat ass for a boy." Carter grabs a handful of Levis ass.
"If you get even a drop on me, ill drown you in the dirty toilet."
"So violent for a mamas boy."
"Shut up." Carters urethra starts strong with a split stream, Levi backing up a bit, dick in hand.
"Wow, and you said i would be the piss menace."
"Ive seen you piss into soda cans from a distance. Im sure you can make it into the bowl."
"Your dick was attacking, my bad." Finding a better place to stand, Levi indeed makes it into the toilet bowl.
Mid stream, Levis stream splits and studders, a bit of it clashing with Carters stream and his penis.
"Shit, im so sorry-"
"Youre ok." Both now with empty bladders, Levi grabs a few squares of toilet paper. He hands half to Carter. They wash their hands after cleaning themselves up, making their way back to bed.
"NetFlix and chill?" Levi offers.
"NetFlix sure. Im almost certain your ass is still recovering from last night."
"Yours could recover tonight?"
"Put on a movie." Carter smiles easily as short pink hair settles on his chest. His own hand tangles into his own short dark blue hair.
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Not long into the movie, Levi sits up. "You ok?"
"Your dicks blocking the view. What did your parents feed you to make it so fat?"
"Dont know. Yours is so long it feels like a pipe. What did Vander feed you?"
"The opposite of what your parents fed you i guess. Like damn. Youre what, five inches up and seven around?"
"Six up, six around. Youre i think eight up, four around, yes?"
"Wanna measure?"
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Carter had been correct. His mothers sewing tape on both penises had shown measurment of his own average length of six inches, and above average girth of six inches. Levi had been above average eight inches long, and average nearly five inches wide.
