What Comes After Four? (BFB+Omori)

Post-Finale 3: Four

By the lake a few days later, a statue of Four was built next to the Equals Sign statue.

A little excessive much?

Anyways, one day, in the elementary school where seemingly After Schooligans takes place, Four was watching over.

He remembered the days in first grade where he learned about the Equals Sign.

They remembered X seemingly being interested.

And they watched as the younger Algebraliens learned.

Then, the teacher ended math.

"Alright, class," she said. "Today, we're gonna learn about a famous Algebralien named..."

"Oh, I remember," said Four. "Equals."

"FOUR!"

"What?!"

"You see, class, Four was a very great friend. In X Finds Out His Value, Four helped his friend X solve a problem and find his value! You non-variable students should try to do that for the variables!"

"Like that's ever gonna happen!" said a number.

"No talking!" said the teacher. "Anyways, Four also did many good deeds for their friends! You see... Four had four other friends!" The friends showed on screen. "Four was always there for their friends when they needed him! You should try to be like that! Always be there for your friends!"

"She doesn't know I left them to run BFB," said Four, doing the "they don't know" pose. "And a good friend should never do that."

"Alright, class!" said the teacher. "Four took his friend X with them to run BFB! He's so kind! Aaaaaaaand... In BFB... They treated aaaaaallllllll the contestants with love and respect..."

she obviously is stretching the truth for anyone who's watched BFB 1-16

"and when his friend Two visited... THEY GOT ALONG!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Don't remind me. You're not even HONEST. Be honest, lady."

"AND IT WAS EVEN BETTER AFTER THE SPLIT!!!!!!!!! *insert very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sappy cooties lovey dovey ass goopy goopy goopy praising Four by lying quote here*"

"STOP IT, LADY!" said Four, even though he had made themselves so that he wasn't visible.

"And they sadly died at the age of 12... Or was it 13? I don't even know. Poor number. He was cute."

"Are you a pedo or something?" said Four.

"You should all try to be like Four!" said the teacher AT THE FUCKING EXACT SAME TIME THAT IT PLAYED THE CLIP FROM BFB 28 WHERE FOUR BECAME THE DESERT

"You should NOT," said Four.

then all of the young Algebraliens proceeded to sink into the classroom floor

OH NO

Four became visible.

"Oh my MATH!" said the teacher. "It's really you, Four!"

"How dare you tell lies about me to the whole CLASS!" said Four. "I WAS A BAD FRIEND, AND MY FRIENDS WANT TO FINALLY ACCEPT THAT I'M GONE!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!"

"BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE YOU!"

Four stabbed the teacher by creating a knife.

"YOU SHOULDN'T!"

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BREAKING NEWS: 26 ALGEBRALIENS DEAD AT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

"Hmmmm," said Divide. "I wonder how that could've happened - no, wait, I already know. It was obviously STUPIDITY."

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