The Time (Dream x Y/n)

Chapter 24 "Kitchen"

*SCREAM*

What a nice thing for Y/n to wake up to. The screams of Midnight being killed for something possibly caused by Midnight again.

It was almost the norm at this point somehow. So, the only thing Y/n could really do was get up. No one could go back to sleep with Midnight screaming like a banshee.

Y/n got up still have asleep and walked out the room, closing the door behind her when suddenly, *THUNK*

"You bitch!"

"Sorry Y/n."

"Then get off me."

"Right. Sorry again."
Midnight said as she got up and helped Y/n up off the floor.

"Why were you screeching this early and running me over?"

"I'm glad you asked. Nightmare was trying to kill me and failed since I ran away from him."
Midnight said, sounding a bit proud at the end.

"Unfortunate that he failed innit?"

"Since when do you speak British?"

"Why do you even call it that. It's just UK English."

"No it's British language."

"Uneducated bi-"

"There you are Midnight!"

"AHHHH! Y/N HIDE ME!"
Midnight yelled as she shook Y/n.

"Hide yourself you piece of shit."

"Fuck you then!"
Midnight said as she pushed Y/n out the way and ran for it.

Nightmare ran after Midnight and Y/n put her foot out just in time to trip Nightmare.

"The fuck was that for Y/n?!?"

"For fun. Now I'm going to go have some breakfast. See you later!"
Y/n said as she happily walked away.

Nightmare got up and continued to run after Midnight as he gave Y/n the middle finger. He didn't get far before running into a wall due to not paying attention.

Y/n laughed and continued to walk to the kitchen. When she entered however, food was being yeeted all over the place. She quickly ducked and managed to dodge a slice of pizza.

"The fuck is going on here?" She asked.

"Run for it mate!"
Killza said from behind the counter.

"There is no hope for us Y/n, go, without us!"
EvilBoo said dramaticly from behind a pillar.

Y/n shrugged.
"Alright."
She said as she turned around and left.

"Wait no! Y/n I was joking, come back!"
EvilBoo yelled as he pretended to cry.

"Suck it EvilBoo! You can deal with the food fight by yourself!"
Y/n said as she left the room and went the long way around the house to get to the living room.

When she got there, it was just peace and quiet. Her favorite thing. There was also a few dream SMP members there, chilling on the sofa.

Y/n went over and sat down on the sofa next to them. Then, she decided to disrupt the silence.

"How are you guys so used to everything being black?"

"We have lived here all our lives. If anything, how do you guys deal with color being everywhere?"
Wilby Scoot said.

"Good point."

"Say Y/n, would you like to hear me play a song? I have been practicing."

"Sure! What instrument do you play? Is it the guitar?"

*Gutteral Vomit Sound*
"Ew no. Guitar? More like for retards. I play the electric guitar."

"I-. Never mind."

"If you are going to hang out with us you might want to get used to it."
Tubs said.

"I thought you had dyslexia?"

"He actually doesn't."
Wilby Scoot said.

"Yeah it's so odd."
Asher said.

"So who are all of you again?"

"That is Wilby Scoot, that is Tubs and I'm Asher."

"I see. Nice to meet you all. So Wilby Scoot, can I just call you Wilby to make it easier?"

"Yeah sure I don't mind."

"Cool thanks."

"Sure"

"So can I hear you play the electric guitar please?"

"Of course."
Wilby Scoot said as he got his guitar ready.

*(I have no idea what song to say he played so just picture a really cool song on an electric guitar)*

Anyways, after the song,

"Wow Wilby! I'm impressed! That was some really good guitar playing."

"Thanks. I made sure to practice a bit before showing it to anyone"

"Well that was amazing."

"Yeah it was amazing!"
Tubs remarked.

"Thanks Tubs."
Wilby Scoot said.

"I'm truly astonished on how good you are at playing the electric guitar Wilby."

"Oh its nothing."

"Idk, I have seen some of Wilbur's songs and yours takes the cake by a lot."

"Well he uses a *Gutteral Vomit Sound* normal guitar. I use an electric one. It's a lot better."

"Right right."

"So Asher, who are you a counterpart of?"

"Karl."

"Interesting.
Well it's nice to meet you either way, I hope we can get along?"

"Maybe. I don't really give a damn."

"I forgot to tell you about him Y/n, he is lazy as hell and rude. He sleeps all over the place like a fuckin twat."
Wilby said.

"Ah. Thanks for the introduction."

"Yeah sure."