SiX the Musical (& Cast) Oneshots

Cast - Monopoly to Exposure: All You Wanna Do is expose Aimie's search history

TW: This is pure chaos a CRACKFIC YES IT IS, 'Monopoly' but there's 0.5% of Monopoly in this story, foursomes, Aimaiya ship but Aimiesis, stealing, unholy behaviour, 'child labour', search history exposure, Millie's brought in chaos, explicit sex terms, swearing, there's no mention of Sam for once, Nat's illegal, Lexi's a thief (they all are), this entire story is just dialogue, there's no way to explain myself for this horrific 'fic'

After a long day of doing two shows, everyone decided to crash at Aimie's place, as per usual. They all ordered Chinese, before sitting on the floor in a circle. Millie pulled a Monopoly board out of her bag and placed it in the middle, setting everything up.

"Why are we playing Monopoly again?" Natalie asked, confused.

"This isn't any old Monopoly. This is GTA Monopoly!" Millie announced enthusiastically, but no one caught on.

"Excuse me for my language, but no one knows what the fuck that is," Maiya stared amused at the board.

"No worries, no worries. MillieHow here to explain the rules," Millie took a breath, about to say something and then not.

"Let me guess, there aren't any," Aimie suggested, and Millie snapped her fingers in her direction.

"Why yes, fellow smart person. There aren't any."

"So how do we play?" Grace asked, baffled.

"Can we do what we want?"
"Yes, Jaye'J. There are no rules."

"But what does it mean if there are no rules? Can we do anything we want to?"
"I mean within reason, yeah. Look, Nat. I know you're all about rules but today we're going old school."

"I'm the oldest out of all of you and we did not do this. Ever."
"Well older school, Aimie! Think outside the box!"

"Millie, you're a baby," Lexi reminded, making her roll her eyes.
"Maiya's younger than me."

"But way more mature," Jaye'J pointed out, and Maiya grinned.

"Ugh, fine. Anyway, I'm going first. I'm stealing 2,000 from the bank."

"EXCUSE ME THAT WAS NOT WITHIN REASON???" Vicki called.

"Yeah, it was. I need the money. I don't want to be poor. Jaye'J, it's your go."

"Well, if that's how we're playing it. Aimie, I'm putting you in jail."

"What?"
"You look like a threat to society. No offence or anything."
"What??? But that's not fair! Millieeee-"

"No, it's how the game works. NatNat, your go."

"I'm stealing from Maiya."

"Yo-"

"What? Loser," Nat smiled, making Maiya humph and sit back.

The game went on for what felt like forever. Aimie landed in jail a couple of hundred times thanks to Lexi's silent hate for her.

"Pay up, Grace Mouat," Aimie said as Grace landed on her property.

"No."

"What do you mean, "no"? You have to."

"I ain't paying no criminal. Mama ain't raise no bitch. You can pay your rent with your own money. I'm stealing the Los Santos airport from Courtney."

"Oi, you know what? I'm sending everyone to jail."

"Jokes on you mate. I own the bloody thing," Aimie grinned. "I release Nat, Maiya and Vicki. The rest of you can rot in there."

Millie gave Aimie puppy eyes, which she immediately dismissed.