It's Anne being Anne - Ex-wives

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TW: Parrleyn, this entire story is in dialogue I'm sorry but it's cute, Anne reads AO3 and Cathy indulges in erotica, mentions words to describe someone like Anne i.e. sexy, that's it and I hope you like this different type of fic :)

Anne will be in bold.
Cathy will be normal.
Action will be in italics.
Other speech will be in bold and italics.

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"Cathy."


"Anne?"

"Why does everyone know who I am?"

"You're the queen bee of the school."

"Oh, yeah. Forgot about that."

"How do you forge-"

"Introduce me to your friends."

"Why?"

"I'll introduce you to mine."

"Why?"

"Let's be friends."

"Okay???"

"Why do you sound hesitant?"

"I don't know."

"Same."

"Exactly my point."

"Mine too. That's the point in making friends."

"Oh."

"I won't force you to."

"Okay."

"Yes or no?"

"Why?"

"That wasn't an option."

"Why me?"

"You're intriguing."

"How?"

"You've been the quiet nerd for ages now. It's time to speak to someone other than my cousin."

"Kat is a lovely person."

"I hate to break it to you, but there are so many people in the world who aren't Kat, and you still need to interact with them."

"No. I'm fine with Kat."

"But if you like Kat then you'll like me."

"It's not that I don't like you."

"But you don't."

"Yeah. I don't."

"So you don't want to be friends?"

"No, I would like another friend."

"How many people?"

"Only one person."

"Well, my new friend circle is a little bigger than only me."

"Oh. How many?"

"Four."

"Four?"

"Yes."

"Too many."

"There are billions of people in the world."

"I'll interact when I have to."

"Now you have to."

"Why?"

"Because I'm your desk partner."

"Okay, and?"

"All our projects will be together, and we'll spend the most time with each other. And therefore, my new friends."

"Why do you even like me?"

"As I said, you're intriguing."

"Aren't you going to run away and find your friends and leave me here to do this all myself?"

"This isn't an Archive of Our Own blog, Cathy."

"Only my friends call me Cathy."

"I think you mean 'friend', Cathy."

"Well, you seem to be the other one."

"So now I'm your friend?"

"It's not like there was a 'no' option to begin with."

"I did say yes or no."

"Would you have left if I said no?"

"No."

"Exactly. Also, I thought you were the popular kid. You read?"

"Yeah, I read, thanks. I'm not an idiot."

"Everyone comes across as one of those these days."

"Not me."

"Yeah, you. Plus Archive of Our Own isn't proper reading. It's messed up."

"Is it?"

"What are your go-to tags?"

"Alright, a change of topic... Do you know a thing about chemistry?"

"It's adorable, sweet-"

"I'm talking about science."

"The chemistry of love."

"No, our project."

"We have a project?"

"Have you not been listening to the entire lesson?"

"No, I've been panicking because you want to be my friend."

"You're friends with my cousin."

"You don't resemble anything of Kat."

"I never said I did. Now, since you're the nerd. You do the project. I'll design it."

"What, why?"

"Because I can't be the one looking at sources."

"Why not."

"I'm dyslexic."

"But you said you read."

"I try to."

"My respect for you has risen."

"Has it?"

"No."

"Aw."

"Well, maybe it has."

"Great."

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